Working Underground

I am unexpectedly at work this evening. I have less than an hour to go and I find myself a little tired and a lot bored! I do not really like working at this location. It is really small and it is underground. No light, no air. Two reasons I said okay and took the shift. One, the money will be nice on pay day and two, a friend that works here offered to take me for dinner if I came in. How could I say no?

This Morning on TMZ

Well folks, today is my Friday and I as a treat I bought a tea and chocolate croissant. I also reviewed the latest happenings on TMZ. Lets begin.

Madonna's "old" journals were pulled off of Ebay last night. I would love to read those! Can you imagine? I wonder what the story is behind that; how did her old journals end up floating around??? I hope no one ever finds mine...

Lindsay L. left a lawyer's office, yesterday, after a 7 hour deposition. Apparently, she held some people hostage as she drove down the highway. I don't know, but it seems to me if you got in the car and you are older than 10, you would have known that Lindsay wasn't going to stop on the highway and let you out. Anyway, what really gets me is that her "fans" waited outside the Lawyer's office to get pictures when she left. Her fans? How is it she has fans?

As for the rest of the TMZ stories, I can relate to the latest on Tiger Woods. Have you seen the latest shot of him? Now that's a serious case of swamp ass! I suffer from that, from time to time, and it is not fun. The upside for me is that no one has ever taken a shot of it!

Check out the TMZ site. Lots of interesting distractions.